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Just Shoot Me

This is not a joke. It’s not even 10 a.m. and so far:


The picture on the new driver’s license I got this morning makes me look 102.


On the license, they changed hair color to grey (from black). The DMV guy was laughing when he changed it and said, “We wouldn’t want an officer to mis-identify you.”


When I went to IHOP to celebrate getting my new license, the waitress offered me the senior discount.


After IHOP, I went to Home Depot to get a replacement house key. I had locked myself out of the house and couldn’t find the one I hid. I was joking with the guy making the key and he offered, “Oh, you don’t look that old.”


Just give me a big shot of Geritol and a room near the window at The Home.

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